Lyrics

"He said “sorry for the inconvenience” she said “hey man, stick it up your ass” he doesn’t care how many babies she lovingly delivered
and she don’t care that he’s a man made mountain of cash
I didn’t say you gotta be Mother Theresa but you could stand to learn a little bit of class you came out of the womb on a silver spoon now you’ll be going back in in a body cast

Baby it’s love from across the border oh man you gotta learn a little every day baby it’s a tender heart and a tough mind keeping my priorities in order baby it’s love that keeps me in line

Well Dimebag Dirk and Jimmy the Jerk were playing cards at the local saloon and Lonesome Lou played his washboard and kazoo
and sang his little heart out in the corner of the room
while Jubilant Jane sang a sullied refrain she was washing the dishes and spoons and then Calamity Claire busted up the affair to hand the fellas a mop and a broom

Oh baby it’s love from across the border oh man you gotta learn a little every day baby it’s a tender heart and a tough mind keeping my priorities in order baby it’s love that keeps me in line

I couldn’t see you through the dollar signs in my eyes
I was believing all the pretty little white lies It took me far too long before I finally realized I didn’t know how to compromise
I was so high.. I didn’t know that I was hurting you I didn’t know that I was hurting myself too
but I’ve been searching for the truth
and I’m thinking that

Baby it’s love from across the border
oh man you gotta learn a little every day baby it’s a tender heart and a tough mind keeping my priorities in order baby it’s love that keeps me in line
baby it’s love that keeps me in line "